Astronauts: Stuck in the Middle with Who?

If you are a George W. Bush fan—and even the RG would take him back in a heartbeat at this juncture—here is how his new improved NASA is working out for us.

CS Monitor:

Three crewmembers, part of Expedition 39/40, are stuck in a cramped spacecraft for two days due to a technical glitch.

The spacecraft carrying NASA’s Steve Swanson and Russian cosmonauts Alexander Skvortsov and Oleg Artemyev was launched at 5:17 p.m. Tuesday from the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan. It had been scheduled to arrive to the orbital complex at 11:05 p.m. Tuesday.

According to the Associated Press, “NASA and Roscosmos, Russia’s space agency, said shortly before the planned docking that the arrival had been delayed after a 24-second engine burn that was necessary to adjust the Soyuz spacecraft’s orbiting path ‘did not occur as planned.'”

Just insignificant discrepancy in space calculus; not to worry, too much. You pay $71 million, some change and we may even bring astronaut back home to you.

Bwhahahahahahaha!

Fly Soyuz. We get you there pretty damn quick, bourgeois American suckers. Keep hat on. Mother Russia will produce superior space experience.

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