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A Message From Marco Rubio About Immigration Reform

marco_rubio-600x412The new comprehensive immigration reform bill that I have co-authored but have not read since everyone else added stuff and the Senate is getting ready to approve and some say is making Teddy Kennedy smile down on us allows Americans to finally to do away with the current de facto amnesty that we have now and secures the border a whole lot better than the border has ever been secured I know in my lifetime and even before my parent’s lifetime who are exiles or immigrants or something from Cuba and always held out the hope and the option of returning to Cuba if things improved and I mean stops it dead in its tracks blamo because if it doesn’t this bill is dead and I’m done and by that I mean not only after green card eligibility as some people are saying but before green card eligibility and after legal status of being here but not working here unless you get in the back of the line like the people who want to come here legally because it is unfair to the people that have legally entered this country to create an alternative pathway for individuals who entered illegally and knowingly did so and no it does not include same-sex couples like people are saying because if this bill has something in it that gives gay couples immigration rights and so forth it kills the bill and I’m done and by that I also mean it doesn’t include generations of family members all the way back to the Cortez invasion either but maybe it does we aren’t clear on that yet because we have to keep on improving and that has to be constant because if it isn’t it kills the bill and I’m done and we have to ensure that we build into this bill mechanisms that ensure that the law is enforced because if we don’t this bill is dead and I’m done excuse me I have to get my water bottle there wow that helps and where was I oh yes you cannot apply for a green card or even think about applying for a green card for as long as you live if you violate our laws and it adds oh I don’t know how many new border patrol agents but a whole lot and will include new fences but this time fences that work better than the old fences that haven’t worked but will prevent 11 million people from living in the shadows and isn’t just code for amnesty like I said way back when I was running for the Senate in Florida and Arizona passed SB 1070 and I said it was a bad idea and then said it was a good idea because I didn’t want people to think I was soft of immigration because I’m not like Charlie Crist and I knew in my heart I was a much better Republican than Charlie Crist who I might add proved that by becoming a Democrat and in summation this comprehensive immigration reform bill will make us safer and securer than we have been for years and years and years because if it doesn’t it kills the bill and I’m done and no I haven’t made a decision as to whether I will run for the Republican nomination to be your president in 2016 because I am just way too busy working for the people of Florida and also America but more for Florida and I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it.

Una vez más, en Español…

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3 comments on “A Message From Marco Rubio About Immigration Reform

  1. Bobby
    June 25, 2013

    You are an oath breaker. You have lost your way and nolonger follow the truths of our founding documents. Just as Allen West also lost his way and was defeated by people like me, you will feel the rath if you decide to try and represent me again. Your efforts are beholden to the forces against true freedom. The spirt is alive and the awakening is happening now. You really should read for comprehension the Declaration of Independance and the Constition. We are nearing the first paragraph of the declaration at this very moment. As you sit in Washington and conspire with others to denie those freedoms Guaranteed by our founding fathers, We the People have taken notice. Repent and ask forgiveness and follow the truth and support freedom and you may still have a chance. Your Genie is out of the bottle and it is going to take a God Given miricle to get it back in.

  2. Bobby
    June 25, 2013

    I know the post is a spoof and whats a shame is it really kind of sounds like the rubio we are becoming so acustomed to.

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