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What’s Next For Carlos Dangerous?

anthony-weiner-announces-resignation-congress-01Anthony Weiner is not on 24-hour suicide watch.

Sure, he thought about it, but he loved the sensuousness of the cold steel in his hand and saw how hot he looked, all oiled up and buffed out in the iPhone pic, and he just couldn’t do it.

Now that’s mean-spirited. We wouldn’t want that for anyone. It’s hard not to be mean-spirited with Anthony because he is so representative of the narcissistic politicians we’re seeing nowadays.

Still, Anthony, don’t do it.

The real question now is what will New York do, New York do, New York do for a mayor? No, actually, that’s not the question at all. The question is how many more photos exist and how much is Sydney Leathers asking for them? Hot stuff coming through, folks.

Sydney’s likely to do all right.

But what is next for Carlos Danger?

Really, what is Anthony Weiner going to do for work now? I mean really really. He has no qualifications. His mother told him to be a lawyer or a doctor, but Anthony looked in the mirror and a pencil-necked politician jumped out.

Let’s see. We have a Jew, married to a radical Muslim sympathizer (no mean feat in itself). So he has skills. Let’s face it, the demand for ex-politician sex pervs is not high. Without a law degree.

Sales? Probably not, unless… a sex appliances shop?

Or how about a city manager job somewhere out west… say, San Francisco? San Francisco throws parades for guys like Anthony. Carlos Danger Day. Yes! problem solved. It’s a fit!

As to the question of NYC’s next mayor?

Chandler’s Ghost has made a suggestion for the NYC mayoral race that has prospects. Mary Carey. You Californians remember Mary; she’s the porn… er, adult film slash sex worker who lost to Arnold Schwarzenegger by a… I was going say nose.

Anyway CG makes a good argument for Carey departing the Golden showers State for the City That Never Sleeps:

Pretty much every morally questionable thing that Ms. Carey has done is well documented and information is readily available online. It’s all pretty much out there in the open for anyone to inquire about and find quick answers… Conversely, do you know how many pictures of Little Anthony are out there?

Remember, one of these professions involves drugs, illicit sex, rampant misogyny, prostitution, and racketeering. The other is people having sex on camera.’

So there is that.

I don’t know. It maybe could work out for Anthony right there in New York City. I mean they’ve already had Michael Bloomberg’s embarrassing battle of the bulge with the sign language hottie, and no one seemed to mind that.

I’ll be quiet now.

h/t The Other McCain, Blackmailers Don’t Shoot, Hot Air, Evil Blogger Lady

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3 comments on “What’s Next For Carlos Dangerous?

  1. Chandler's Ghost
    July 26, 2013

    Thanks for the link. I stand by my endorsement, and predict that Sydney Leathers will one day join Mary Carey on Celebrity Rehab.

    • Regular Right Guy
      July 26, 2013

      Ha! “From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.” ‘The High Window’

  2. Pingback: Mary Carey: The Sensible Choice for Mayor of New York City | Blackmailers Don't Shoot

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