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Two time mayor of Washington, DC and, um, perennial city council member Marion Barry got hugely PO’d at Geraldo Rivera Saturday night, when the talk show host alleged that Barry was videotaped and served six months in federal prison for smoking crack cocaine.
Which is so totally bogus.
The segment was originally focused on the Bob Filcher–Anthony Weiner scandals. But the former mayor and, like, for life or at least as long as Good Times is in reruns DC city councilman, went apoplectic at Geraldo’s… I was going to say assertions.
Geraldo—who very recently had his own very, very small wiener-gate (Photoshop is amazing, isn’t it?)—finally had to asked the mayor what he did plead guilty to, and Barry cleared it up.
“I don’t know what I was smoking. I’ve never smoked crack!” exclaimed Mayor Barry. ” Will you listen to me Geraldo. Stop this bullshit… Stop this bullshit about me doing something that is not factual”
“What did you plead guilty to?” asked Geraldo.
“It was a gift from a young lady, some powder cocaine, mumble, mumble, mumble, she brought mumble mumble offered me mumble mumble mumble but the mumble mumble government spent millions setting me up mumble mumble mumble…”
Oh, the government waste! Spending millions to set up the then mayor of the nation’s capital city for a little hardly even illegal in most D.C. neighborhoods powder cocaine, when it’s those stinking Asians they should be getting. Sheesh!
On some days it’s like the whole danged world is picking on successful former coke addicts named Barry!
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