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Rule 5: Virile Russian Leader Edition

kabaeva03-1Okay, this is my first Rule 5 and as a loyal conservative I felt an obligation to get with the program over at The Other McCain, but not too with the program, IYKNWIMAITYD.

All of the Rule 5‘s are excellent but some are so (Warning: Hot Link Ahead) excellent that they’d run off half my three full-time followers.

So, I’m keeping it toned down for you Jerry Falwell, Kill a Commie for Christ, conservatives. Even though Jerry’s dead and probably won’t catch you peeking, Larry Flint isn’t, and Regular Right Guy could end up in the pages of Hustler. BLAMO! Instant RINO Icon. Ugly Karl Rove T-shirt in the mail.

Anyway, I’ve decided to go with an Obama is So Vlad’s Punk theme. I mean, the whole world knows by now anyway, so I don’t feel the least bit unpatriotic about outing the 44th U.S. president as Vladimir Putin’s b*tch.


On Monday, the Obama administration, overcome by its own frantic confusion over a situation of its own making in Syria, fainted into the arms of Russian President Vladimir Putin – and, in the process, appeased the Syrian regime after Bashar al-Assad gassed some 1,429 people in Damascus last month. [Read it all]

Actually, not so much the whole administration, as its loudmouth jug-eared neophyte of a president, who so blows on foreign policy that he has nearly brought us to the brink of World War III in the Middle East and North Africa .

Fortunately, however, Obama’s Russian Reset Button has worked… for Putin. Thanks to the Golfer-in-Chief, Russia is once again yanking our junk like a Santa Monica Blvd. chicken hawk. Let’s see. Who was the last Russian leader to do that? Brezhnev?

Anyway, as I was saying, Alina Kabaeva… That’s all I wanted to say, Alina Kabaeva. Alina_Kabaeva_3Okay, she is only one rumored mistress of the Russian… I want to say strongman… but is that strong enough? Former KGB assassin? Dictator? That’ll do.

Kabaeva is a former ‘rhythmic Olympic gymnast’ and was featured on the cover of the January 2011 Russian Vogue.alina-kabaeva-wallpaper

Anna Wintour? Well meow. But Alina seems to have met with Vlad’s approval right through his divorce from wife of 30 years, Lyudmila.

By now you’ve no doubt figured out that I have absolutely no idea what I’m effing talking about, right? There’s supposedly a love child, yada yada yada, but the idea was to get a couple of hot pics of Putin’s rumored love interests. Frankly, it’s nice to see at least one world leader scoring who isn’t either French or Bill Clinton.

But Putin is now rightfully the most powerful leader in the world next to Sarah Palin, who I’ll bet so wants to kick Obama’s ass this morning.

So who’s behind Dacha Door No. 2, Monty?

Anna Chapman.

Sexiest-hacker-anna-chapmanWhenever we have a sexy Russian spy in America Rupert Murdoch feels obligated to run a New York Post headline that reads something like: Sexy Russian Spy Photo Gallery.

Now this one may not be valid Vlad material at all because Anna is a big tease, as Edward Snowdon recently found out. Personally, I wouldn’t think Putin would carry on too long with Chapman, if indeed the fling existed at all. She was after all busted in the U.S. which constitutes failure on some level, right?

Yet on some, admittedly, baser level… gulp!


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15 comments on “Rule 5: Virile Russian Leader Edition

  1. Kaufman's Kavalkade
    September 10, 2013

    Hey, a funny Conservative, haha. I’m a Moderate, but because I argue with the more extreme Conservatives I get called Limousine Liberal alot.

    Followed. Love the humor.

    • Regular Right Guy
      September 10, 2013

      I love your limousine as long as the government isn’t paying for it. Thank you so much for the comments.

      • Kaufman's Kavalkade
        September 10, 2013

        Wish I had a limo. Just a Mazda 6, haha.;)

      • Regular Right Guy
        September 10, 2013

        See, we’ve already found something we agree on. Lol!

      • Kaufman's Kavalkade
        September 10, 2013


        Have a good day.

      • Regular Right Guy
        September 10, 2013

        Right back atcha.

  2. Kaufman's Kavalkade
    September 10, 2013

    I might of spent equal time admiring the ladies though. 😉

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  4. thatmrgguy
    September 11, 2013

    Appreciate the link love. Now it’s off to fix someone’s dang toilet.

    • Regular Right Guy
      September 11, 2013

      Ha! Have a good day, Mike, and I remembered not to mention, well, I won’t mention him.

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