Rule 5: Miss America’s Guns and Ink Manifesto

Tattoos are our theme this week, and Miss America pageant tattoos especially.

I’ll admit to having once been intrigued with a tattoo on a woman’s shoulder; she was gorgeous. I saw her a couple of years ago, and she looked like interactive graffiti.

I’ll even admit that some graffiti is interesting, but the numbers are either disconnected or weren’t real to begin with, and huffer art on freeway overpasses is always in dangerous gun-free zones.

I do have one observation to make about the Miss America pageant, however, and one curiosity regarding Miss Kansas 2013, First, for the pageant board of governors: WTFWYT?

I have to wonder what message the board was either sending or responding to that moved them in this new direction. If last year’s low ratings pushed the choice, fine. It won’t work long term, but fine. E! Entertainment has enough skin, lip, nose and bellybutton paraphernalia to bury the networks until William Paley’s second coming.

If, on the other hand, they are responding to the feminist left, the one not-too-obvious-stain option was naïve, if not stupid.

The Left and its snarky MSM pimps don’t hate Miss America because of the bikinis, or the big hair, or the makeup, or even the high heels, per se. The attack is against women, and they will hate Miss America until they either recreate women in their image or destroy them.

And when the pageant succumbs to pressure to ditch the heels or add, well, interesting bodily alternatives, feminists and their media b*tches will still hate it for not including Thai Boys.

So if Miss Vail’s body art was a concession, the Left just bought front row seats to the wake.

If, on the other, MA opted for hot women with guns and bows, that is progress. An inkless Katie Pavlich would have been my first phone call, but these things are subjective.

My one other observation was for Miss Vail personally. I might have rethought the selection of the AA, NA, GA, SA, CA Serenity Prayer, dear.

If the future husband has already signed on it may work out, otherwise, this could severely hamper first impressions on ‘fun day’ at the beach. ‘I’m a recovering drunk’ on, say, the four or fifth date may have been a better way to go.

I say this with some expertise: there is a reason they added the word ‘Anonymous’. Otherwise, hotter than two cats fighting over Pizza Hut box, and RRG means that.

One final observation about ink: The work is often masterful but the canvas never holds up. So choose your ink slinger carefully, women, and think before you ink.

PLACES TO BE SEEN

The Other McCain

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Some of Last Weeks Rule 5’s

Animal Magnetism (Blondepocalypse)

Randy’s Roundtable (Randy Does Dallas)

Reaganite Republican (Miss Sweden Bikini)

Blackmailers Don’t Shoot (Pretty Girls on a Thursday: Food Porn Edition)

90 Miles From Tyranny (Girls with Guns)

Gateway Pundit

Leaked Department of Defense Report Blames Budget Cuts For Lax Security at Naval Yard

Hot Air

State Dept-cited expert on Syrian rebel “moderates” never was in doctorate program

Surprise CBO report: United States on an “unsustainable” budget course

Twitchy

Gun-grabbing media’s narrative crumbles: Navy Yard shooting suspect reportedly ‘NOT armed with AR-15′

h/t Guns Save Lives, Townhall, The Other McCain,