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Anthony Weiner made a bizarre appearance on Hannity last night and couldn’t understand AT ALL why anyone would want to talk about the only thing anybody would want to talk about when Anthony Weiner is in a room.
No, not Obamacare… No, not the shutdown showdown… Noooo…
Men’s rooms must be tough.
Watch as the unflappable pencilneck perv from Brooklyn redefines delusion.
Hannity: …Welcome back.
Weiner: Everything’s right in the world.
Hannity: Um, I don’t know about that.
[Then Hannity takes off with some, I don’t know, absolute drivel about some guy named Hugh Grant, who nobody’s ever heard of, who was dating a world-famous supermodel who dumped him because he got arrested with a hooker named Divine Brown, who made a million bucks on the publicity.]
Hannity: …Remember that?
Weiner: Not really.
Hannity: [Leno] said, “What the hell were you thinking?” So my first question to you is you went through this difficulty, resigned from office, and then you do it again. I’m like, what the hell are you thinking?
Weiner: It’s not true. But I’m done talking about this stuff. I went through weeks and months talking about it. I talked to your network and everybody else. I’m done talking about it.
Hannity: Just from a personal standpoint, did you learn something? Are you changing?
Weiner: Look, I went through a long campaign where I let citizens who wanted to ask me about this ask me. I found frankly they wanted to talk a lot about health care, the condition of jobs in the city, wanted to talk about their lives. I think, frankly, a lot of us, sometimes TV hosts are like this, politicians are like this. They think this is all about us. It’s really about their lives. I think people who watch your show are concerned what’s going to happen with their lives and the challenges facing the middle class and those struggling to make it. That’s what I’m focused on. That’s what I care about.
RRG: Screeeeeech! Waitaminute. Back up. It’s not true? And, anyway, nobody cares about that stuff? Because people are just like you, really—sociopathic narcissistic sex addicts? Oh good. All 300 million of us were wrong.
Anthony? Anthony? They are doing a Broadway play about you. It will probably be called Anthony Weiner Flashes His Dong and Then Ha! Ha! Ha! Flashes It Again.
IT WILL BE IN YOUR NEW YORK TIMES OBITUARY. TRUST RRG, ANTHONY, I’LL NEVER LIE TO YOU. THIS WILL COME UP FROM TIME TO TIME.
Yeah, it deteriorates from there. Blah blah blah debt ceiling blah, blah and blah, as if the planet has been white-knuckling the living room chair, waiting to hear what Anthony thinks about #ObamaShutdown.
Watch the video. It would be sad, were Anthony Weiner not a typical Democrat male between the ages of 18 and 50.
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