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Kim Jong Un’s Crazy Uncle… In the Basement?

Pillsbury Dough Boy Kim Jong-UnIt seems the Pillsbury Dim Sum Boy has family problems. Uncle Jang has become “affected by the capitalist way of living” while out of the country. Always a temptation when you’re traveling to exotic decadent western destinations… like Moscow.

Breitbart:

North Korea Purges Kim Jong Un’s Powerful Uncle

SEOUL, South Korea

North Korea announced Monday it had sacked leader Kim Jong Un’s uncle, long considered the country’s No. 2 power, saying corruption, drug use, gambling, womanizing and generally leading a “dissolute and depraved life” had caused Pyongyang’s highest-profile fall from grace since Kim took power two years ago.

The removal of Jang Song Thaek, once seen as Kim’s mentor, is the most significant in a series of purges the young leader has conducted in an apparent effort to bolster his power since his father’s 2011 death. But worries remained over whether the expulsion of such a senior figure could instead lead to less stability and open up the possibility of a power struggle….

The allegations against Jang, 67, couldn’t be independently confirmed, and there was no mention of further punishment for Jang. State TV showed images of two uniformed guards holding Jang by the arms at a meeting of the country’s Political Bureau…. [Read]

Jang was further accused of abusing his power, being “engrossed in irregularities,” and having a “capitalist way of living” and a “depraved life.”

Bu-bu-but, Kim, he is your uncle! Remember when he bounced you on his knee and let you play with his AK-47? And “Dear Leader” Daddy Kim Jong il loved porn! Yes he did, Kim Jong un, no fair denying it! … Isn’t that decadent? What’s that? Oh, not if it’s in Betamax? Sorry.

Anyway, depraved capitalist Uncle Jang is gone. Ticket punched. On the train. Hasta la vista, baby. Outta here.

Kim erase you, depraved bad uncle! You hear?

Kim wish you in cornfield. You hear, depraved bad uncle?

Where Dennis?…  Somebody, where Dennis?

Kim shoot hoop at will with total BFF, Dennis. You hear, depraved bad uncle?

Bwhahahahahaha!!!

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3 comments on “Kim Jong Un’s Crazy Uncle… In the Basement?

  1. The MAD Jewess
    December 10, 2013

    He’s just so much cuter than Daddy 😀

  2. The MAD Jewess
    December 10, 2013

    🙂 they are just too adorable, I guess.

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