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Anyway, I loved the Budweiser commercial with the lab puppies and the Clydesdales. Of course by the second half I was ready to pour the Bud with depth charges and say, Aw, #*!@ it anyway, so the doggies and horsies took a little of the edge off.
It went downhill from there.
The counter culture—translate: 70-year-old pot smoking dinosaurs—were shouting down Dylan last night, saying he sold out to the man with his, well, Dylanish-looking Chrysler commercial. Excuse me, how was he not selling out when he let that jug-eared bonerack in the White House use him as a sock puppet last year?
And can we all agree that the Muppets could probably sell cocoa-flavored breakfast cereal? Is anyone going to even think about buying a Toyota on their endorsement? Wait. You would? Forgive me, I was thinking about Honda.
The Fox network apparently had a problem with Scarlett Johansson’s titillating SodaStream commercial. Scandinavian Jewish girls are so easy. Just kidding. Fox reportedly took exception to SodaStream’s direct attack on Coke and Pepsi rather than Johansson’s steamy performance. Then they go and play it every hour on the hour on Fox News.
At $4 million for 30 seconds of screen time, you’d think Madison Avenue could come up with something better than a retired soccer player whose chest looks like preschoolers went mad with crayons, running around in his skivvies.
Okay, I may just be a little grumpy today.
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