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Super Bowl Ads: Does Anybody Care?

Bob-Dylan-to-star-in-Chrysler-Super-Bowl-ad_st_thIf we could just get rid of announcers and stupid commercials, television sports would be terrific.

What IS that thing Pam Oliver keeps doing with her head? She reminds me of Paula Jai Parker shaking her ‘rows in Ice Cube‘s Friday movies.

Anyway, I loved the Budweiser commercial with the lab puppies and the Clydesdales. Of course by the second half I was ready to pour the Bud with depth charges and say, Aw, #*!@ it anyway, so the doggies and horsies took a little of the edge off.

It went downhill from there.

The counter culture—translate: 70-year-old pot smoking dinosaurs—were shouting down Dylan last night, saying he sold out to the man with his, well, Dylanish-looking Chrysler commercial. Excuse me, how was he not selling out when he let that jug-eared bonerack in the White House use him as a sock puppet last year?

And can we all agree that the Muppets could probably sell cocoa-flavored breakfast cereal? Is anyone going to even think about buying a Toyota on their endorsement? Wait. You would? Forgive me, I was thinking about Honda.

The Fox network apparently had a problem with Scarlett Johansson’s titillating SodaStream commercial. Scandinavian Jewish girls are so easy. Just kidding. Fox reportedly took exception to SodaStream’s direct attack on Coke and Pepsi rather than Johansson’s steamy performance. Then they go and play it every hour on the hour on Fox News.

Anyway…

At $4 million for 30 seconds of screen time, you’d think Madison Avenue could come up with something better than a retired soccer player whose chest looks like preschoolers went mad with crayons, running around in his skivvies.

Okay, I may just be a little grumpy today.

43-8?

@#$$!^&!!!

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16 comments on “Super Bowl Ads: Does Anybody Care?

  1. thatmrgguy
    February 3, 2014

    That game was so lopsided, you’d almost think Denver threw it. Or else, Seattle had better weed than Denver…who knows.

    • Regular Right Guy
      February 3, 2014

      Hahahahahaha!

  2. Chandler's Ghost
    February 3, 2014

    Was Dylan recently cleaned out in a divorce or something?

  3. bobbelvedere
    February 3, 2014

    -Thanks for the linky love.

    -‘…whose chest looks like preschoolers went mad with crayons….’ – best description of that Beckham bore I have ever read.

    • Regular Right Guy
      February 4, 2014

      Thank you kind sir.

  4. Tallgrass Palms
    February 4, 2014

    Frankly, I tuned in to watch Peyton Manning; however, Renee Fleming ended up being the highlight of the evening for me.

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  6. Richard M Nixon (Deceased)
    February 4, 2014
  7. Richard M Nixon (Deceased)
    February 4, 2014

    Woo boy! A triple link (Via our friend That Mr. G Guy on the back half for an extra 50 points on the buddy scale)! Greatly appreciated!

    • Regular Right Guy
      February 4, 2014

      Thanks for the posts, Dead Nixon!

  8. Regular Right Guy
    February 4, 2014

    Thank you Dead RMN!

  9. Gingi Edmonds Freeman
    February 4, 2014

    Never really cared for football.. on a separate note, I just learned was depth charge was yesterday. Was totally gonna blog about it…

    • Regular Right Guy
      February 4, 2014

      Oh you should… if you can remember anything from yesterday. LMAO!

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