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I don’t like Chris Christie. I’m sorry but every time I see the guy I start jonesing for a Snickers bar. (And I can’t risk it; my wife is drop-dead gorgeous.) But even I am smart enough not to pay Democrats to beat up on the guy.
Would I vote for Christie for president? It depends on whether or not a Democrat is running against him. But don’t worry; Chris Christie has as much chance of being president as Hillary Clinton does of being naked in the same room with Bill.
I try to catch The Five a few times a week, and it discouraged me to no end last week to see them yucking it up over Kevin Spacey‘s new Netflix political drama, House of Cards. I was amazed to learn that Eric Bolling is a fan.
That is wrist-slittingly tragic. Conservatives are letting the Left define them to a generation of mush-brains who can’t name the first president of the United States. And paying them to do it!
I don’t care how well written or acted it is, the Republican Party will be the object of archeological digs in 20 years if somebody doesn’t wise up and stop plugging this crap.
Yet conservatives religiously tune in to Jimmy Fallon or Jon Stewart night after night, and laugh along while these Democrat flacks make them look more ridiculous by the minute.
Ask yourself why Michele Bachmann would even think about going on a program like Fallon’s former late night gig. Did she honestly think she’d find a vote in that audience?
Liberals don’t do anything for fun. Oh, they’re good at shrouding their vitriol in comedy, but every move they make is designed to do damage to the enemy. That would be you.
Dana Perino, who I like to call the Bambi of Republican road kill, is just as clueless. Perino thinks Donna Brizile is her friend. Liberal Democrats don’t have Republican friends; they have informants.
What am I saying? Just this: I don’t have to watch liberal television programming; all I have to do is tune in to Sean Hannity to know what happened.
Funnier still, is that if conservatives stopped watching liberal programs, a third of their audience would dry up and most of the shows would disappear in less than a season.
What is wrong with you guys? That’s right, I don’t pretend to know. How dumb can Republicans and conservative independents be?
Hello? Read a freaking book!
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