Regular Right Guy

Full Caf Americano®

1 Taco and a Large E. Coli?

Taco-Bell-Think-Outside-the-Bun-Speedo-LogoNo, it wasn’t your imagination, your taco may have been moving. Taco Bell has finally revealed the “signature” ingredients in its mystery beef tacos and burritos.

Daily Mail:

Taco Bell customers who may have been wondering about the ingredients in the fast-food chain’s beef now have their answer.

The national chain of Mexican-inspired restaurants, owned by Yum! Brands, has launched a new page on its official website explaining the contents of the 12 per cent of Taco Bell’s beef that is not actually beef.

The company concedes that the ingredients in the 12 per cent ‘signature recipe’ have weird names – perfect for tongue twisters.’

But the page goes on to say that all the items, many of which sound like they belong in a chemistry kit, ‘are completely safe and approved by the FDA.’

‘They’re common ingredients also found in food items at your grocery store,’ the company states.

‘Each ingredient helps make our Seasoned Beef taste great. Many of them are items you might use at home such as salt, peppers, and spices. Ingredients like oats and sodium phosphates help make sure the texture is right.’

According to Taco Bell, they start each of the 2 billion tacos served up every year with USDA-inspected quality beef, then add water to keep it moist, toss in ‘Mexican spies and flavors,’ plus oats, yeast, citric acid and ‘other ingredients’ to ensure the consistency of their ‘seasoned beef.’ [Da Mail]

And you guys promise it doesn’t grow under food-warmer lights, right? Um, and what exactly was the color before you made it “beef colored”?

Okay, three semi-beef tacos, hold the “Mexican spies.” My gardener is already giving me the creeps.

Second thought, maybe I’ll just go with the bean burrito and a Pepsi.

Excuse me? Where’s the bathroom?

Anybody?

¿Perdón? ¿El baño, por favor? ¡Mui rápido, por favor!

PLACES TO BE SEEN

PJ Media

Clyburn ‘Sick and Tired of Pleasantries’ with GOP ‘When People are Going Hungry’

Ace of Spades HQ

Democrats Out Of Touch? Nah…

The Other McCain

White Guilt Passes Its Expiration Date

Thank God for the ‘Pay Gap’!

Barrett Brown Pleads Guilty

She Was Buried Alive

What Kind of ‘Militants’ Are They?

Pedophile ‘Schemed to Elude Justice’

Mr. G Guy

Somehow, a “narrative” of scandal will be a problem in November for …Republicans?

Bob Belvedere

Leftists All Agree: Blacks Are So F’ing Stupid

Hot Air

Eleanor Holmes Norton: Iraq could be the most catastrophic war of the 20th century — And the middle name makes her sound so smart…

American Power

Oh My! @MSNBC’s Krystal Ball: ‘Animal Farm’ Actually a Parable About Greedy Capitalists (Bumped)

Daley Gator

Mark Levin: Nationalize The Nba – Just Like Health Care

Domestic Geek Girl

Sterling Vineyards Aromatic White Vintner’s Collection 2011

Advertisements

3 comments on “1 Taco and a Large E. Coli?

  1. Chandler's Ghost
    May 1, 2014

    Damn. Now I’m hungry.

  2. gynjii
    May 3, 2014

    Every couple of years a new study comes out saying that Taco Bell is made of crap. And every couple of years everyone acts completely surprised…

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Information

This entry was posted on May 1, 2014 by in Advertising, Entertainment and tagged , , , .

Archives

Calendar

May 2014
M T W T F S S
« Apr   Jun »
 1234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
262728293031  

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Reality Check

American Patriot's Reality Check

News You May Have Missed

News you need to know to stay informed

Real Science

"Science is the belief in the ignorance of the experts" - Richard Feynman

The Rio Norte Line

Est. 2010 - "Dishonest, diversionary and pompous..."

The Daley Gator

If You're Left, You Just Ain't Right

The Last Refuge

Rag Tag Bunch of Conservative Misfits - Contact Info: TheLastRefuge@reagan.com

A Time For Choosing

Just another WordPress.com weblog

That Mr. G Guy's Blog

Mike's views on politics and the world in general

%d bloggers like this: