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Brad Pitt Rolls Conservative

UnknownHe probably doesn’t know it anymore but Brad Pitt is still his mama’s cute little Sunday school-going boy from the heartland. He may be playing hooky these days, but he still rolls conservative when it’s going down.

Daily News:

Brad Pitt struck in face by infamous prankster while on the red carpet at ‘Maleficent’ premiere in Hollywood


Hollywood A-lister Brad Pitt almost got face-planted by an infamous Ukrainian prankster who rushed the movie star Wednesday outside the El Capitan Theatre in Los Angeles.

The hunky heartthrob had arrived late with his family to the premiere of Angelina Jolie’s “Maleficient,” which also stars their 4-year-old daughter, Vivienne, as a young Aurora.

Pitt was strolling the red carpet when 25-year-old Vitalii Sediuk  — wearing maroon pants, a dark jacket and casual loafers — leapt over the security barrier and tried to get his hands on one of the world’s most famous kissers.

Sediuk ended up facedown over a security barrier — checkered underwear exposed — as security grabbed him and hauled him away from Pitt. [Daily News]

Here’s the YouTube:

But what interested me even more was Pitt’s reaction. According to a couple of black kids who talk about mostly white celebrities on E! News (there’s progressive social media for you), Pitt got in four good shots before security managed to rescue his assailant.

So why do I say Brad’s a conservative?

In a day and age when teaching your kid to defend his or herself against bullies is considered child abuse, unlike other actors (HT Will Smith here, for b*tch slapping the little puke) who have been attacked by this Ukrainian nutcake, Pitt broke out a can of Whoop Ass and took it to the little geek.

That is Full Caf Americano.

Yes, I know Pitt’s hooked up with Angelina Jolie but I even have hope for her. She is, after all, the daughter of Jon Voight, who has made an amazing transition from über liberal to conservative over the past decade.

Say a little prayer for our boy Brad. He’s come a long way from the days when he was giving his buddies bibles for Christmas but—speaking as the ‘chiefest of sinners’—even the worst of prodigals is not beyond redemption.

HT/ [Image]



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5 comments on “Brad Pitt Rolls Conservative

  1. AKA John Galt
    May 30, 2014
  2. Paul Lemmen
    May 30, 2014
  3. thatmrgguy
    May 30, 2014

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