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MAY 30–New Mexico cops are searching for a voyeur who watched two young women having sex after reportedly hearing the couple trysting from outside their Santa Fe residence.
Police report that the peeping Tom entered the apartment through an unlocked door around 1:30 AM Wednesday. He proceeded to a bedroom where Maya Mascarenas, 23, and Ashley Willis, 19, were “engaged in sexual intercourse,” according to a Santa Fe Police Department report.
Well, maybe not intercourse intercourse…
Anyway, the story goes on to state:
At some point, the women realized that a stranger was watching them.
“My girlfriend and I were having sex in my bedroom when I look up and notice a man,” Willis wrote in a police statement. “I asked what he was doing, he said he heard us and had just been watching.” Mascarenas noted, “He said he heard us from outside and came inside to watch. We don’t know how long he was there.”
Mascarenas (left) and Willis–both of whom work at Starbucks–are pictured above. [more liberal confusion here]
I know, I know, Santa Fe gets all the hot baristas.
The police are still looking for the intruder, whom the couple apparently didn’t report until they had finished certain… er… for a while. He is described as: male Hispanic, about 5’ 6” tall, and weighing between 175 and 200 pounds. Willis also reported that the unshaven man was between 35 and 45 years old, had short brown hair, and acne scars.
Hmm, just a thought… do we know the whereabouts of Bill Richardson at the time of the, um, incident?
Someone could check…
Well, look at it this way ladies: You’re not Gwyneth Paltrow.
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