Regular Right Guy

Full Caf Americano®

You Think You Have It Bad? Try a Day in Michelle O’s Shoes…

Michelle-Obama3A phenomenal pandemic of ‘every woman’ has broken out among liberal elites, and it threatens to upset… Okay, it threatens to upset absolutely nothing.

But if Bill and Hillary Clinton can be ‘dead broke‘ having an $8 million book deal and hundreds of thousands of dollars in annual honoraria, then Michelle Obama can surely be smarter than everyone else and still not know how to ‘adequately feed’ her children.


In an interview with, First Lady Michelle Obama explained she used to struggle to feed her kids right—even though she received an education from Harvard and Princeton.

“Before coming to the White House, I struggled, as a working parent with a traveling, busy husband, to figure out how to feed my kids healthy, and I didn’t get it right,” she explained, sharing a story about her children’s doctor who pulled her aside to talk about her family diet.

“I thought to myself, if a Princeton and Harvard-educated professional woman doesn’t know how to adequately feed her kids, then what are other parents going through who don’t have access to the information I have?” she recalled.

Her personal struggle helped her launch her mission to address childhood obesity, she explains, especially passing a law requiring schools to provide healthier meals for kids.

The First Lady recommended that schools make decisions for children because their parents struggle to feed their children well. 

“It’s so important for our schools to make the hard calls for our kids, because parents are struggling enough at home,” she said, pointing out that schools would simply feed children sweet cereal, chocolate milk, donuts, burgers, and fries. [more]

So see there, moms? Michelle recognizes that you are too ignorant to teach your children how to make responsible personal choices, and she has benevolently taken it upon herself to save them from you.

She figured things out so you don’t have to. You probably couldn’t even if you tried anyway.

Jesus died for your sins, and Michelle Obama sacrificed her life by going to Princeton and Harvard and moving into the White House.

Now you can stay married to that dead-end jackwagon from Dubuque and remain your low-information ignorant self.

Go back to watching your Jerry Springer and Oprah reruns now.

Your kids are in the government’s capable hands.




The Other McCain

Call Implausible IRS Lie About ‘Lost’ Emails What It Is: Obstruction of Justice

Hard Choices Is Sort Of The Literary Equivalent Of Healthcare.Gov, Then

Back to Iraq


‘Homo-Maniacal’ Cyberstalking

Police: Arkansas Teacher, 57, Admits ‘Inappropriate’ Lesbian Sex With Girl, 16

In Which @AmandaMarcotte Reveals Her Disturbing Lack of Self-Awareness

Donald Douglas

Gun-Toting Child Jihadists Oversee #ISIS Execution of Shia Guards Outside Baghdad — Okay, but imagine how jihadists would act if Barack hadn’t decimated them…

Bob Belvedere

Bob Recommends: Judd Gregg Unintentionally Highlights What’s Wrong With The GOP by @WilliamTeach

Hot Air

IRS tells GOP committee: We’ve lost e-mails from six more employees involved in scandal

Is Hard Choices a “bomb”?

Blackmailers Don’t Shoot

Vegas Shooters Hung Out with Occupy Crowd

Mad Jewess

Whoa: Gas Transit Pipeline Blown Up In Ukraine

Dead Nixon

DHS is Our Standing Army? John W. Whitehead Goes All XBRAD at Rutherford Institute

That Mr. G Guy

Paul Krugman might be crazy, or he might be, well, actually he is crazy!!

Lying Liars And The Lies They Tell

PJ Media

Obama: U.S. ‘Once Again Demonstrated We Will Do Whatever It Takes’ for Benghazi Justice

Kerry Immersed in Conference on Clean Oceans as Iraq Falls Apart


6 comments on “You Think You Have It Bad? Try a Day in Michelle O’s Shoes…

  1. Paul Lemmen
    June 17, 2014
  2. Pingback: FMJRA 2.0: A Day Late And a Moron Short : The Other McCain

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s



June 2014
« May   Jul »

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Blackmailers Don't Shoot

Politics. Culture. Hot Chicks.

Reality Check

American Patriot's Reality Check

News You May Have Missed

News you need to know to stay informed

Real Science

"Science is the belief in the ignorance of the experts" - Richard Feynman

The Rio Norte Line

Est. 2010 - "Dishonest, diversionary and pompous..."

The Daley Gator

If You're Left, You Just Ain't Right

The Last Refuge

Rag Tag Bunch of Conservative Misfits - Contact Info:

A Time For Choosing

Just another weblog

That Mr. G Guy's Blog

Mike's views on politics and the world in general

%d bloggers like this: