Regular Right Guy

Full Caf Americano®

Pick an Orientation… No, Not That One

dawn-ennisThere has been a spate of sexual orientation backfires in the news this week.

First, ABC News producer Don/Dawn/Don Ennis was fired by the network for deciding he/she/he was a she after all… again.

Big round for the human resources bot who came up with grounds for Ennis’ termination: ‘Performance-related issues.’

Do heh heh not heh heh laugh heh heh.

So Dawn Ennis.

But the biggest liberal sexual identity crises of the week year has to be the Christian, er, ‘b*tch that switched.’ Evangelical Christian ex-gay man and, okay, gourmet caterer John Paulk is now an ex-ex-gay man.

No wait.

Actually, this story is a little worn around the edges. Paulk came out out again again when he was caught visiting a Washington DC gay bar last year. First, he was only there ‘to use the bathroom,’ and then ‘for only 20 minutes’ and then the big coming out out party in HuffPo:

The former poster child of the “ex-gay movement” renounced his controversial past beliefs in an email interview with PQ Monthly last week.

John Paulk, the former chairman of Exodus International and co-author ofLove Won Out: How God’s Love Helped Two People Leave Homosexuality and Find Each Other, said he struggled with rejection all of his life and has been on a journey trying to understand God.

“Until recently, I have struggled all my life in feeling unloved and unaccepted,” Paulk said. “I have been on a journey during the last few years in trying to understand God, myself, and how I can best relate to others. During this journey I have made many mistakes and I have hurt many people including people who are close to me. I have also found a large number of people who accept me for who I am regardless of my past, any labels, or what I do.”

Paulk said he is now greatly remorseful for any harm that he’s caused by his words. [more]

Oh. The. Courage.

Think fast: I was just spotted in a gay bar! What’llIdoWhat’llIdoWhat’llIdo? I’ve got it! I’ll come out out!

Which brings us to the question: Why did Politico just run with this story yesterday? I mean, anyone who’s read a psych study by an esteemed pedophile PhD knows a gay guy cannot not be a gay guy. An immutable truth that has been disproven thousands of times. But having once been homosexual probably  is sort of like riding a bicycle — we’ll give you that one, GLAAD.

This story is not new. Even the liberal meme that a gay man, dangit, has to remain gay, is not particularly groundbreaking revelation: Former conservative Christian David Brock embraced his inner boy-butt lust years ago.

Could it be that Politico just wanted to take a few swipes at you inbred bible-thumping Christian morons?

This is a job for Rachel Maddow.

File Under: The GLAAD Bag



The Other McCain

Obama’s Jihad-Loving DHS Adviser

The Media’s President

LIVE AT FIVE: 06.20.14

Democrat 2016 Hopeful Schweitzer Implodes After ‘Gaydar’ Comment

‘The First Time She Molested Me, I Was Three. The Last Time, I Was Twelve’

Donald Douglas

Boom! New Poll Finds 65 Percent of Americans Reject Obama on #Immigration

Bob Belvedere

A Few Words For Those Who Still Don’t Get It

Hot Air

IRS commissioner tells Congress the agency owes no apologies

It’s time to deploy the National Guard to the southern border, says … John Boehner? — Oh-duh

Mad Jewess

Obama Blocks “His” US Military From Reading InfoWars…Why?

Dead Nixon

Don’t Be A Conspiracy Theorist!

That he may go to jail is amazing in this liberal age…

That Mr. G Guy

New Shorter Treatment For Hepatitis C On Horizon

If You’re Really My Friend, You’d Tackle Me

PJ Media

Videos: The IRS Commissioner Doesn’t Really Care What You Think

3 comments on “Pick an Orientation… No, Not That One

  1. Paul Lemmen
    June 20, 2014
  2. Pingback: FMJRA 2.0: A Day Late And a Moron Short : The Other McCain

Leave a Reply to Regular Right Guy Cancel reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s



June 2014

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Blackmailers Don't Shoot

Politics. Culture. Hot Chicks.

American Patriot Reality Check

Bringing Truth, Justice and the American Way

News You May Have Missed

News you need to know to stay informed

Real Science

"Science is the belief in the ignorance of the experts" - Richard Feynman

The Rio Norte Line

Est. 2010 - "Dishonest, diversionary and pompous..."

The Daley Gator

If You're Left, You Just Ain't Right

A Time For Choosing

Just another weblog

That Mr. G Guy's Blog

Mike's views on politics and the world in general

%d bloggers like this: