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We’ve had fun covering Mayor Barry’s selfless devotion to public service over the years, even up until last summer when he appeared on Geraldo Rivera and denied the totally bogus allegations that he ever smoked crack cocaine.
Barry: “I don’t know what I was smoking. I’ve never smoked crack!” … ”Will you listen to me, Geraldo? Stop this bullsh*t… Stop this bullsh*t about me doing something that is not factual”
Geraldo: “What did you plead guilty to?”
Barry: “It was a gift from a young lady, some powder cocaine, mumble, mumble, mumble, she brought mumble mumble offered me mumble mumble mumble but the mumble mumble government spent millions setting me up mumble mumble mumble…”
Crack shmack—the important thing isn’t what was in that pipe or whatchamadoohicky, but that we all learned a lesson from it: The government mumble mumble mumble and conspired something something something.
We’ll miss you, Mayor Barry, now that you’re taking your seat on that Great City Council in the Sky… or wherever.
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