Alleged Muslims Allegedly ‘Kill Charlie Hebdo’

UPDATED – U.S Islamophobics will no doubt misinterpret this video as two Islamic gunmen shouting “Allahu akbar,” before gunning down a Paris police officer, and then yelling, “Hey! We avenged the Prophet Muhammad! We killed Charlie Hebdo,” after slaughtering 11 other people.

Just another case of racist Americans hysterically jumping to irrational conclusions. I don’t see any bicycles, but these may have been Mormon missionaries, for all we know.

WFB:

PARIS (Reuters) – Hooded gunmen stormed the Paris offices of a weekly satirical magazine known for lampooning radical Islam, killing at least 12 people, including two police officers in the worst militant attack on French soil in recent decades.

One of the men was captured on video shouting “Allah!” as four shots rang out. Two assailants were then seen calmly leaving the scene.

A police union official said the assailants remained at liberty and there were fears of further attacks. [read the whole thing]

Let me be perfectly clear: These terrorists jihadists freedom fighters probably have no connection with ISIS, or, as President Obama would say, ISIL.*

Not that President Obama will say much of anything about them. He wouldn’t want anybody jumping to conclusions. Nothing to see here, folks. Just a few malcontents who do not, I repeat, do not represent the vast majority of Muslims. In fact, when you think about it…

THESE WERE NOT TRUE MUSLIMS, PEOPLE.

Just another aberration in which between 110- and-200 million fundamentalists choose to practice some of the more traditional historical tenets of the “Religion of Peace.”

Begins now the national discussion as to why we continue to offend Muslims, thus forcing them resort to these extreme measures…

In Memory …

File Under: Islam-A-Bad

*(They’re actually part of the officially decimated al Qaeda, but I got that part wrong because I’m just a regular boob who doesn’t always get his facts straight. I think I got my point across, though: Barack Obama would rather see three Muslim goat #$%@ers get away than “slander the Prophet of Islam”.)

HT/Washington Free Beacon, The Other McCain