50/50: The Bern Ties Hillary

I knew there were some pretty dumb Democrats out there; I just didn’t know they were all dumb.

Translation: Microsoft used a secure sever, damn it!

You can only imagine the panic that ensued last night when the Clinton camp realized that Iowa was coming down to a coin toss. Where the hell was Robby Mook going to find a two-headed nickel after 1 A.M.?

Well, thank God for Hillary’s sake, a whole lot of Iowa Democrats decided to skip their naps yesterday.

“In my first century of life I have seen many incredible things: A pandemic, two worldwide depressions, a cure for polio, the first Catholic president, a man on the moon, the end of smallpox…

“In my second century, I look forward to seeing a woman president…”

By April, if Ruline Steininger makes her 103rd birthday, God bless her, she is more likely to see the first former Secretary of State indicted for multiple national security and ethics violations. But no need to get into all that.

Anyway, now to last night’s Sanders campaign celebration.

PLACES TO BE SEEN

The Other McCain

LIVE AT FIVE: 02.02.16

In The (Rape Culture) Mailbox, 02.01.16

The Iowa Caucus Is Rape Culture

‘Rape Culture’ in Tuscaloosa?

IOWA CAUCUS PREDICTION

Instapundit

NONSENSE. VOTER FRAUD IS A MYTH PEDDLED BY REPUBLICANS: Some Bernie supporters charge fraud in Iowa caucuses, Bernie’s campaign won’t rule out a recount.

Also: Sanders Campaign Says It Was Informed By Iowa Dem. Party That Results From 90 Precincts Are Missing. Were they wiped, like with a cloth?

Related: Hillary Clinton Has The Most Statistically Improbable Coin-Toss Luck Ever.

Evil Blogger Lady

Ted Cruz Wins Iowa

Music Man: Iowa Stubborn

Prof. Donald Douglas

Bernie Sanders’ Barnburner Victory Speech at the Iowa Caucuses (VIDEO)

Mr. G Guy

Because Leftists are punitive people, handing our economy to a Democrat spells economic disaster