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10 Reasons Jeb! Dropped Out

48534023.cachedI was a little surprised to see Jeb! drop out of the 2016 race over the weekend.

Of course I knew it would come eventually, but he had money and name recognition, which are usually enough for most Republicans who want to be president to drive us nuts with boring platitudes and resume qualifications until at least late spring.

Here are 10 possible reasons the junior Bush from Florida was forced out.

10) Issued the Rubios drivers licenses while Florida governor

9) Low peaceful Muslim turnout in Darlington

8) Those ugly Jeb-Lindsey rumors

7) Went unmentioned in Nikki Haley’s SOTU rebuttal

6) The Common Core math problem hasn’t yet been conceived…

5) Fox News simply ran out of airtime during those critical early months

4) Ben Carson juggernaut

3) Electorate confused him with Jim Gilmore… John Kasich… Chris Christie…

2) The Krauthammer jinx

And the Number 1 reason Jeb Bush dropped out of the 2016 RNC Primary Elections…

1) Bad hair

PLACES TO BE SEEN: #FreeStacy Edition

The Other McCain

In The Mailbox: 02.22.16

The Hateful Lies of Feminism

#FreeStacy: @rsmccain ‘Will Not Be Restored’; @SexTroubleBook Suspended


HE MAY HAVE BEEN EJECTED FROM TWITTER, but Stacy McCain hasn’t been silenced.

IT’S JUST THE GOPe’S LATEST DELUSION: Sahil Kapur at Bloomberg examines “Four Problems With the ‘Winnowing’ Theory of Trump’s Downfall.”

Related: Related: Trump’s lead grows with Jeb out of the race.

Evil Blogger Lady

Anita Sarkeesian: There is not a shred of truth about me being involved in “shadowbanning” and driving my critics off Twitter, and if you disagree that is a manifestation of your misogyny and you deserve what you get!

Jeb Bush’s run has been berry berry good to Mike Murphy!

Prof. Donald Douglas

Fire @Jack Dorsey!

Bob Belvedere

Bob Recommends: #FreeStacy: @rsmccain ‘Will Not Be Restored’; @SexTroubleBook Suspended : The Other McCain

2 comments on “10 Reasons Jeb! Dropped Out

  1. thatmrgguy
    February 23, 2016

    Reblogged this on That Mr. G Guy's Blog.

  2. Pingback: Jeb Bush’s run has been berry berry good to Mike Murphy! | Batshit Crazy News

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