Barack Goes With the Full Richard Simmons

With all of the downtime we’ve had over the last two weeks I have been scrambling to catch up with a dozen things I’ve wanted to blog on.

It hasn’t gone well. I’ve already offended Maria Conchita Alonso this week by confusing her with a porn-site model. That was embarrassing.

But bear with me, huh? I need you.

Anyway…

Even with all of the hatred I have for Barack Obama’s policies and the vehement distaste I have for the man himself, it’s hard not to feel for the guy. He talked his way into a job so far over his head that he couldn’t make a good decision if it came with a lifetime warrantee. And now people are beginning to figure him out.

This is what happens when you learn your economics on the lap of a self-avowed commie pervert. Yeah, Barack, he lied about no-score T-ball, too.

I’m sure we have had incompetent presidents before, but the worst of it is that this self-absorbed assclown’s handlers are at least as inept as he is.

Let me get this straight. An infomercial with a pudgy uptalking 65-year-old gay man in red leotards, performing bathhouse antics with a prematurely balding disco freak and a Rachel Maddow clone? Condescending to 100 million millennials as though they’re four-year-olds.

Uh-yeah, boss, that should work.

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