RRG’s 100th Annual Bloggers’ Academy of Arts & Sciences Lefty Awards
Where has the time gone? It seems like yesterday when we last fielded our Annual Lefty Awards, and it’s already that time again.
This year we had to look long and hard to select the dumbest, most insidious and just plain crazy liberal and progressive Democrats, because the competition was stiff. But here are our picks for 2015.
- Rachel Dolezal – Grand theft African American. This Spokane NAACP leader spent a decade passing herself off as a black woman. Dolezal has co-opted the entire African American experience for her own personal and political gain! Who does she think she is, Barack Obama?
10 (b). Barack Obama – For cause.
- Ben Affleck – Descendent of slaveholders. In 2015 Ben didn’t want us to know that, besides being a card cheat, there is one more thing in his past he is ashamed of. His ancestors were all run-of-the-mill Democrats.
9 (b). Barack Obama – For cause.
- Geraldo Rivera – Republican. As if impersonating a journalist weren’t enough.
8 (b). Barack Obama – For cause.
- Michael Moore – For: “Here’s my demand: I want every African-American currently incarcerated for drug ‘crimes’ and non-violent offenses released from prison today.”
Here’s the RG’s demand: Designate this tub of aquatic blubber as a zip code and move all those gangbangers, drug-pushers and deadbeat daddies into it through the south entrance.
7 (b). Barack Obama – For cause.
- Ahmed Mohamed – “Clock Boy.” If Ahmed Mohamed had “invented” a gun instead of a clock, would Barack Obama have said, “Cool Glock, Ahmed”? Maybe.
But Ahmed showed us just how easily one of these little home-programmed bastards could blow up a school, if his psychopathic 7th century ideology dictated it. Instead, he was rewarded with a trip to the White House, traveled to meet a genocidal dictator, decided to study bomb-making, or whatever, with the best and brightest Islam has to offer, and will probably collect $15 million from the morons who gave him a pass.
6 (b). Barack Obama – For cause.
- Rahm Emanuel – While presiding over a city that had more gun homicides in 2015 than the retaking of Ramadi, this little @$$wipe decided to fly off for a vacation in Cuba. That was the good news. The bad news is that the Castros didn’t keep him.
5 (b). Barack Obama – For cause.
- Michelle Obama – For #BringBackOurGirls. Yes, I know, this belonged on the 2014 list but there just wasn’t enough room, so we chose to include it this year. Has anyone seen Our Girls yet? Did Mrs. Obama really believe her support for this silly hash-tag offensive would work? Yeah, right. About as much as she believed Barack when he told her Reggie Love was just a friend.
4 (b). Barack Obama – For cause.
- Marie Harf – Idiot. For “We can’t kill our way out of this war…” It was at this point that even the most ardent Obama flacks realized they had made a mistake and had to do something. Ms. Harf is buried somewhere in the bowels of the State Dept. nowadays, where there is no danger of a camera or microphone finding her. There hasn’t been a blonde this dumb since Gracie Allen last said, “Goodnight, Gracie.”
3 (b). Barack Obama – For cause.
- Hillary Clinton – For the Lies. The media has largely given Hillary a pass for 30 years, but it is our guess that the American people will not. From incompetence to incontinence, from the flub ups and felonies, to her Benghazi treachery Hillary Rodham Clinton is the personification of naked political entitlement and corruption.
2 (b). Barack Obama – For cause.
And the 2015 Lefty of the Year is…
- Bowe Bergdahl – For the ”Bourne Identity” . The Bergdahl trade could be more aptly described as The Tale of Two Traitors for Obama’s shameful release of five Taliban generals. But at the very least, this little coward should have been court marshaled and shot on the field before being allowed to set one foot back in the great nation he betrayed.
1 (b). Barack Obama – For cause.
And, finally …
RRG’s 2015 RINO of the Year Award goes to…
Jeb! – The Pre-Obama conservative. Look, Jeb, I’m sure you are a nice guy, but will you stop already! You’re even making Donald Trump’s worst mistakes look brilliant.
Jeb, you’re embarrassing yourself.