Attention: Essential Bachman-Turner video included in government workers care package below.
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Think what this means. It is possible that Harry Reid could lose his entire staff. The Capitol hair salons, gyms and the Honorary Barney Frank Steam Room could be closed down.
Worse yet, Dick Durbin may lose his weekly Stupid Hour because that SOB Reid will fire his staff to save his own and no one will be left to write Dick’s loony Senate-floor blather. Islamophobes!
Other serious things that will ostensibly happen, probably at, like, 12:01 A.M.
AP, RRG’s personal frontrunner for becoming America’s Pravda, may have to just email their private correspondence directly to the NSA; the agency might not have the money to obtain secret warrants for a while.
But most importantly—to employ my second-to-last disingenuous liberal stock phrase before these insane teabag terrorists hurl us over the cliff—think of the children…
Ultimately, this may result in the loss of a Muppet or Barney, and where will dunderheaded preschool mothers across the country be when Burt and Ernie can’t indoctrinate little Rayne and Exeter (Now known as X to all his little 3-year-old friends because aren’t those cool names)?
Have I missed anything? Yes! 825,000 nonessential government employees…
Everybody, c’mon now, Work Out! UNION! UNION! UNION!
Help nonessential low-level GS workers who frank congressional snail mail retain their jobs. All they want do is work, you guys, and hang around a stuff. Think think think. Just being called unessential is so demeaning when you’re… um, not needed.
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Thanks. My readership just climbed to about ten now. 😉
Puts you 11 ahead of me for the week. :)))
Linked and denounced. 😉
Forgot, tell Mary being denounced by RRG is probably a good thing. Okay, an absolute shoo-in.
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Think about, Blackie, it was ultimate Mary Carey compliment. Mary Carey sucks. Can this be denied?
I know! And I can’t say “Well, she doesn’t anymore, at least on camera” because that would be a cheap blue joke…oh dammit.
ISWYDT.
Catholics are sooo cool about these things.
I’m relatively certain it’s like riding a bicycle. Oops! Just lost my two evangelicals.
And probably a few Lutherans too.
At least the full Kansas synod.
Funny RRG, I was originally going to accuse you of being part of a “wicked Popish plot carried out by the French,” but that seemed over the top.
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