Trump Aide Survives Assassination

Those damned Russians again!

Oh really?

Former Trump counsel Roger Stone has narrowly survived a sophisticated assassination plot.

The renowned Republican operative says he’s usually very healthy, but became violently ill unexpectedly several weeks ago.

“I am generally a healthy person. I have been a runner and a weight lifter. I am very careful in my diet. I’m a user of the Infowars supplements. I have been treated with acupuncture by perhaps the greatest acupuncturist in the state of Florida if not the United States,” Stone told radio host Alex Jones.

Stone went on to describe that his symptoms presented themselves first as a “routine stomach virus,” but that he eventually grew “exceedingly ill.”

“So I ultimately went to the doctors at Mt. Sinai hospital in Miami Beach, my own personal physician. They conducted extensive blood tests. Those blood tests were passed on to CDC.”

“The general consensus is that I was poisoned,” Stone says.

Yes, I believe I was poisoned to stop me from exposing the “Russian Hacking” LIE b4 the Congressional Investigation @StoneColdTruth

— Roger Stone (@RogerJStoneJr) January 17, 2017

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The GOP operative went on to tweet that he thanks God that he’s alive to support the @realDonaldTrump revolution and speculate on who may have been behind the Cold War style attempt. Anti-Putin Russian dissident Alexander Litvinenko died in a similar plot in 2006. Conveniently.

“Who would want to do this to me? I am an enemy of the deep state. I think people know that I was an insider in American politics I was close to power in nine presidential elections. Everything Glenn Greenwald says [about the “deep state”] is true,” Stone claimed, referring to a recent The Intercept article which outlined how the intelligence community is attempting to stifle Trump.

“The Republican/Democrat Bush Clinton deep state has manufactured this Russia fraud. They have compounded it by pushing a clearly fabricated document.”

“Perhaps the fact that I’m effective on behalf of my beliefs has something to do with it,” Stone theorizes.

You can almost hear the 24-7 left-wing news narrative from Barack Obama’s new Georgetown back porch.

The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming!

Except Vladimir Putin sees Donald Trump and his incoming administration as potentially favorable to Russian interests, and way more favorable than the buffoonish Obama or a crooked Hillary administration.

Hmm…

Wonder who other than the former Soviets could possibly get their hands on enough radioactive Polonium-210, bring it into the United States and use it to knock off a close Trump ally?

Wait.

What did CIA Director John Brennan just say earlier this week?

“I think Mr. Trump has to understand that absolving Russia of various actions it has taken in the past number of years is a road that he needs to be very, very careful about moving down…”

A pen, a phone, and a couple pellets of Polonium-210. Things a guy can use?

Naw couldn’t be.

Here’s the video…